Friday, January 21, 2011

PARRRTTTEEE! CELEBRATE WITH SANDRA CROWLEY!


LAUNCH PARTY! WHOO HOO!
CAUGHT BY A CLOWN!
 
Hi. We’re thrilled you joined us. Would you like a glass of champagne or a mug of hot chocolate laced with Peppermint Schnapps? We’re about to toast the release of Sandra’s romantic suspense novel, CAUGHT BY A CLOWN. Accompanying Sandra today are her two main characters, journalist Stacie Monroe and FBI Special Agent David Graham.


“I want to hear how she came up with the title,” one of our guests calls out.


“I want to know why she set it in a nudist camp,” another demands.


Sandra Crowley, Author
Sandra laughs. “The nudist resort came first, so I’ll start with that. Several years ago, I envisioned a shoot-out at an exclusive nudist resort. Although the scene was relocated during the story’s revisions, part of the fun of writing CAUGHT BY A CLOWN was that particular setting. Unfortunately, it couldn’t sustain the whole storyline. That’s when I sent my characters on a chase across the southern United States to capture a crime king’s would-be son-in-law and the satchel stuffed with money he’d stolen.”


“Who are your main characters? Are they nudists?”


Stacie Monroe steps forward. “May I answer that, Sandra?”


“Of course, you may. It is your story.”


A murmur of agreement ripples through the party members.


Stacie smiles. “I arrived at Resort to Nature on a mission of mercy. But, instead of pursuing my quest, I found its owner facing a desperate situation of his own. Mr. Boone‘s receptionist had been out with the flu for days. Phone calls had piled up. Guests were threatening to leave. He needed help. Helping him might help me. It turned out that I only stayed for a day, but what a memorable day!”


The tissue box on her desk shifted. Stacie kept her gaze on the colorful page filling her screen while the tropical scent of sunscreen blended with the faint tang of a citrus and spice after-shave lotion. Oh no, another dangling dandy hung too close for comfort.


A long, slow rasp warned her someone was easing a tissue upward. With a sideways glance, she spotted a man’s blunt, tanned fingers spreading the blue tissue to its widest, highest extent, yet leave it anchored in the box. This man cloaked in secrecy what others at the resort openly displayed. She assessed thick wrists and an athletic build that registered in her drool range. Stacie sat straighter and focused on his hands. No ring bound his finger. No pale circlet of skin betrayed the recent removal of one. Looking up, she saw a square jaw shadowed by dark blond stubble. Thick lashes fringed gray eyes. He wore his blond hair long and pulled back, the complete opposite to her riot of short black curls.


“He can’t be David Graham. I am. Always have been.”


Snapping back to reality, Stacie realized the new hero of her dreams thought her guess about Alan changing identity was wrong. She agreed with him. Seeing David Graham in the flesh, yummy hunky flesh, proved he looked nothing like Alan Walsh.


“Why do you think he’s me?”


“It doesn’t matter.” Concerned she’d upset a legitimate member, she introduced herself and offered a warm smile.


“What does this Alan Walsh look like, Stacie?”


A distinct tan line slashed low across the man’s abdomen, dividing sun-gilded skin from virgin white. A faint alarm sounded in her mind.


“Maybe I’ve seen him and could point you in his direction.”


His fidgeting hands and taut body mirrored her reaction to public exposure. Stacie relaxed. She would have signed using a fake address and name if she’d come as a guest. He probably thought helping her would ease him into this new and daunting experience.


“Alan has cinnamon brown hair. Styled, not cut. The hundred dollar appointment kind instead of the twelve dollar walk-in type.”


Graham’s attention remained intent without a hint of reaction.


“He’s five, maybe seven years younger that your...thirty-three?”


Graham shifted his weight from one foot to the other, but he stayed silent.


“Shorter by several inches than your...what...six-three or four...?”


A tight smile pulled his firm lips. “Some people think I throw a long shadow.”


She figured they should be more worried about the heavy muscles that slabbed his arms, shoulders, and chest. “Where you’re built like a weight-lifter, Alan’s a long distance runner.”


“I know the type.”


David Graham’s flat comment implied it fit Alan’s personality as neatly as it did his body. Goose bumps prickled Stacie’s arms for the second time that day.


She looked at him without attraction fogging her senses. What was an intensely private man doing in a nudist resort? One possibility chilled her. Mick Caputo had sent him.

“Stacie, I love your tattoo.” I resist the urge to lean closer and examine the little clown face with the corkscrew heart hair that decorated the slope of her left breast.


“My family deplores it. Mother says it’s epitomizes my faults.”


“Her mother is wrong,” David blurts, wrapping his arm around Stacie’s shoulders. “It celebrates Stacie’s heart and love of life.”


Her cheeks color. She sips her steaming drink and dabs her lips with a napkin. “Peppermint schnapps really perks up hot chocolate.”
Hot Chocolate
Laced With
Peppermint Schnapps
And With Shaved
Chocolate On Top


“Is there a story behind your tattoo?” I ask. Impish innocence twinkles in Stacie’s dark eyes.


“No,” David declares.


“Don’t be silly. She wasn’t asking about that. She wants to know if I designed it or why I got it.” She looks at me. “Right?”


Curiosity aroused, I nod and wait for an opportunity to delve into their odd responses.


“I earned this quirky little artwork interviewing tattoo artists.” She grins at me. “You can see from the design that the man who created it is a phenomenal artist. It took him hours to finish.”
 David glowers into his steaming mug.


Jealousy!
I suspect the green disease. “Share with us what you’re thinking.”


He throws back a slug of his laced chocolate. He grimaces, the hot liquid evidently burning his throat.


Stacie shifts closer to him and entwines her fingers with his. She leans and whispers in his ear.


“I won’t.”


That low voiced explosion is followed by another.


“That’s private.”


“You’re among friends,” I assure him.


Stacie nods. “They just want to get to know us. I don’t mind admitting my stubbornness caused the car wreck that stranded us in the middle of nowhere. We were lucky to stumble across that derelict motel.”


“Stumble is the word.” He pokes her in the chest, his finger a scant inch above the clown’s curly red ‘hair.’ “You were too exhausted to take one more step or I would have insisted we move on. Anything would have been better than that dive.”


“You changed that. Remember? You lit those candles.” She inhales. “I can smell them. Jasmine and ginger. You can, too. I know you can. You invented them.” She rises on tiptoe and whispers in his ear.


To my surprise, a faraway look misted David’s eyes as memory carried him back:


“I have a special place in mind for you,” David said.


“You do?” Stacie replied.


Surprise and pleasure sang in her words and doubled his resolve to reinvent their surroundings. Hopefully, she’d play along with him. He snagged his towel off the door handle while she tucked the condom package under the elastic of her thong, grabbed his pack in her hand, circled her other arm around his neck, and kissed him during the short trip into the main room. When he reached the far wall, he cushioned her back with the folded towel. “Do you like the candles I lit around the room?”

“Candles?” She looked over his shoulder. “What can...? Oh.” She smiled at him. “Thooose candles.”


“Yes,” he whispered, then skimmed his tongue over the rim of her delicate ear. “Thooose candles. The flames have warmed the wax. Do you recognize their scent?”


She inhaled. “Ummmmm, jasmine.”

Stacie tipped her head, exposing the line of her neck. He trailed kisses to her collarbone and relished the sensual aroma of her hair, a promise of hot, humid nights amid tropical flowers. He tucked away the information for later use.


“There’s ginger, too,” he added.


“You like ginger?” She traced her fingertip along his jaw.

“It’s spicy. Like you.” Her stroke brushed across his whiskers and arrowed frissons of excitement to his core.


“That’s good?”


“That’s excellent.” The kiss she initiated sucked his tongue deep and hardened his shaft beyond memory. When she released his mouth, he hauled air into his lungs. It caught there when she pushed his shirt to his armpits and ran her hands over his chest, tweaking his nipples.


“Not fair. I can’t take off your top.”

Imaginary Candles
for Stacie and
David
“Let me.”


Dim pulses of light seeped through the curtains, illuminating her as she stretched her arms above her head. Her graceful hands trailed down her arms and their slow, teasing descent reminded him of her skin’s luxurious texture. She dipped one shoulder, letting that set of straps escape to curve at her elbow. He hitched her higher, tasting the naked offering. When he drew back, she slipped loose the other set of straps and drew her top below her breasts. Partially concealed by the lace cups of her bra, they beckoned his touch. He wanted to sample their weight, their sensitivity, but he also enjoyed the gradual revelations of her beauty.

David swallowed his impatience and waited for her to continue. She unhooked the front clasp of her bra, spilling them loose in an uninhibited invitation. With a naughty smile and a shake of her twins, she dropped the bra to the floor and slipped her legs from around his waist. The towel that had cushioned her back dropped in a pool of cotton.


“I want to feel your hands on me,” she said.


“My pleasure.” He knew it would be. Her gratification rose more important than his. A difference he hadn’t foreseen, but one that seemed natural.


Palming her full breasts, he flicked her nipples with his thumbs. They peaked under his attention, hardening, pressing into his flesh, acting much like his own body pressed against the prison of his underwear and shorts. He forgot his discomfort in the splendor of her smile and low, tantalizing hum of satisfaction.


She inhaled. Her top caught at her waist. She left it there while she inched from his touch and opened the button closure of her shorts. Tooth by tooth she lowered the zipper, easing one side wide and exposing the sexy thong beneath. He hooked his fingers in the sides of her shorts and edged them over the sensuous curve of her butt. Bending one knee to the floor, he slipped them down her legs, her sexy thong teasing him with the wonder of remaining secrets.

He caressed the backs of her knees and gently blew against her mound. Her fingers dug into his shoulders. He skimmed her thighs and kneaded her firm, rounded cheeks, pressing his mouth to her mound hidden underneath silken material. She trembled within his grasp, her breath rasping in and out as she abandoned herself to the sensations he created in her.


He reveled in her reactions, knowing he controlled their intensity and her release from the tension he built within her. David carried her to the brink and then stopped. He stood and supported her as she sagged into his embrace.


“You sadist,” she whispered. “Will you torture me again?”

David chuckled.


“Please?”


Teasing and laughter had never been a part of his sexual experiences. He liked the difference. He gathered her stretchy top and helped her out of it. She faced him, unabashed, in only her thong with his condom tucked under the strap that arched over her hip.


“Your turn.” She pushed his shirt upward.


He ripped it off and popped the snap of his shorts. She grasped his hands.


“Slower.” She traced the bumps and dips of his knuckles. “You lit tall tapers and pillar candles, not short tea lights.” She released him. “Can you smell the sandalwood?”


Obliging her improvisation, he closed his eyes and inhaled. Although he had no idea what it smelled like, he imagined a woody, earthy fragrance. Her fingers drifted over his arms and chest, following his muscles’ contours. He opened his eyes and watched her expressive face.

“Sandalwood is the base perfume of our candles, the strength that balances the spice of the ginger you like with the aphrodisiac of the jasmine.” She molded her hand to the bulge of his erection.


He held the flare of her hips, spread his stance wide, and locked his knees against the raw desire that swamped him. A secret smile curved her lips as she stared at him and rubbed her hand along his length. She tipped her pelvis in rhythm to her strokes. He clenched his teeth and admired her challenge.


For challenge it was.


Thinking he could hold his release at bay by concentrating on her, he searched for minute details that revealed her susceptibilities. Her eyelids fluttered as she slid her hand down his increasing thickness to his base. Then, at the apex of each upward stroke, she paused. During those pauses, when she lingered at his tip, she flicked her tongue between her lips as if she tasted him. Since his waistband already gapped open, he grasped each corner and flipped up the zipper tongue. “This might help you.” She moved her hand away. He jerked the corners he held. The slide zzzzzzzzzipped to the end.


She sent his shorts on a dive to his feet and, kneeling, rid him of his underwear as he lifted each foot. Taking his erection into her hot, wet mouth, she sucked him, her tongue laving the stiffened length while her hands massaged in magical counterpart. Control became nearly impossible. He urged her to her feet and wrapped her in his arms.

“Talk to me David.” She snuggled against him and placed a hand over his heart.


“You’re beautiful.” He rested his cheek in her silky hair.


“Thank you.”


Disappointment tinged her voice. Ashamed, he admitted, “I know that’s less than you want, than you deserve. I hoped creating a...prettier world than what’s here would show that I...well, you know.”


“That you care?” She met his gaze.


“Yeah.” He took a deep breath. “I care.”


Her kiss suspended time for him until she climbed his body. Contortions freed her from her thong, and laughter rolled as freely as the condom when she sheathed him. With her legs hooked around him and the towel once more cushioning her back from the wall, he entered her heat on a slow push that encased him in wonder.


“Oh, David.” She clutched his shoulders.


He moved inside her while the room brightened with the coming dawn. Laughter morphed into expressions of astonishment, awe, enchantment. He raised her high, teasing her with the tip of his erection while he sucked her nipple into his mouth. A tear dropped from the tattoo clown’s eye. David lost his hold on her breast. He blinked and looked closer at the tat. Nothing unusual.


“Trick of the light.”


“What’d you say?”


“You’re light.”

“Aren’t you sweet?’


“Not as sweet as you.” He took her back into his mouth. The tear dropped again. Each time he drew her deep, the clown cried. Whoever had exhibited his talent must have also known what he lost and created the ingenuous way to taunt his successors.


“David, please.” She squirmed in his hands, trying to work herself farther down on his shaft. “I want to feel all of you.”


Stacie + David = Fireworks!
  I exchange knowing glances with Stacie. “That must be one hell of a memory.”

She laughs and wrinkles her nose at me. “He’s one hell of a man.”


I add an extra splash of schnapps to cool my chocolate. “What about the money?”

Stacie rolled her eyes. “We caught up with my friend’s little brother, Alan, in Sarasota, Florida."

Alan covered his eyes with his hand. His shoulders sagged. “I already let it slip. You’ll take the money away from me eventually.”

Money, Stacie mouthed to David, hoping he was as pleased as she felt. Alan lowered his hand. She schooled her face to imitate David’s blank expression.

“When I left the club, one of Caputo’s bag men was arguing with a whore. I didn’t pay attention except to notice she was yelling and stomping around and his car was a twin to mine. I was rounding the front of my car when he tossed his briefcase over his shoulder, saying something like take care of this. The case landed in the back seat of my convertible. The guy’s idiot driver sat there staring at my back seat. I jumped in and hauled ass while the soon-to-be-dead-man argued with the tail.”

“How much was in the briefcase?”

“Over a hundred grand.”

One hundred thousand dollars, Stacie clarified in her mind.

“Enough to finance my escape at Caputo’s expense. Seemed like poetic justice.”

“Where’s the money?”

“I’m not going to tell you until I get what I want, protection and my story published.”

“That’s fair, isn’t it, David?” She tried to plead with her eyes.

David shrugged. “It can slide for now.”

She beamed at him. Will you uncuff him, too?”

“Absolutely not

The odds are against his staying alive, and he knows it. He might rabbit again.”

She turned back to Alan “How did you get away?” She took another sip of her drink.

“I kept turning north and west, never doubling back. Couldn’t afford to run into them. I saw a bus picking up people and realized I was in a slum area like where I grew up. I ditched the car and jumped on board.”

His eyelids drifted low as if he replayed the scene on their backs.

“Punk hoods started stripping the convertible before I sat down. I changed buses until I found one going out of town. An hour or so later, I saw a sign for an airport. I paid cash for a charger to Phoenix.

Boosted a car there in case they followed me that far and hid at the nudey place.” He fidgeted in his chair.

“How did you find me?”

“The torn page and Deby’s picture.” Stacie remembered the smile displayed in that memento. The excitement, confidence, and hope radiating from it had meshed with similar emotions in her, the original basis for their friendship. One Stacie’s family hadn’t understood, but she’d proudly proclaimed, to the delight of Deby’s foster parents.

Alan nodded. “What about you?” he asked David.

“The charter.”

“No way, man, the pilot didn’t know where I headed.”

“Paying cash tipped him off to the chance of bigger bills later when someone came looking for you. While you slept, he snooped. Your sweaty hand smudged the resort’s ad.”

“Effin’ louse. Everybody’s working a con.”

***
The information Alan spouted next contained no value to David’s investigation. He checked Alan’s restraint and motioned to Stacie that he was going to leave for a minute.

The hall lay empty but he could hear a conversation between at least three teachers in one of the rooms. David finished his soda and dropped the can in the trash. Better to move to the auditorium as originally planned. He returned to the classroom. Stacie listened attentively to Alan.

“You can finish that in a minute,” David said. “We’re moving to the auditorium.”

“Why?” she asked.

He started to tell her to do what he said, but she deserved to know she had limited time left with Alan. David explained the situation.

“I need more than another twenty-five minutes for a decent interview.”

“I can’t give you more time.”

“Can’t or won’t, David?”

Available NOW From
The Wild Rose Press


CLICK HERE http://bit.ly/i63Ds5  to buy CAUGHT BY A CLOWN. Find out how far David carries Stacie's arrest and learn who's CAUGHT BY A CLOWN.
Thanks for sharing our celebration of CAUGHT BY A CLOWN'S release. Join Sandra on February 4th at http://www.authorroastandtoast.com/ for her official release party with Sandra Donovan, Mary Ricksen, Hywela Lyn and, of course, Oliver.


Wednesday, January 19, 2011

WHEN INSULTS HAD CLASS


Thanks to Joan Powell for gathering these insults and for letting me use her list. These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.

The famous exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."


A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr (my favorite)


"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill


"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow


"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).


"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain


"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde


"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.


"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop


"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright


"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb


"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson


"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating


"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand


"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker


"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without an address on it?" - Mark Twain


"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West


"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde


"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.. . for support rather than illumination. " - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)


"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder


"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx


Aren't those clever? The sort of things I wish I'd said but couldn't think of until hours later. Which reminds me of one of my favorite poems from years ago by then Representative John Jarman of Oklahoma:
 
"Oft in the stilly night,
Ere slumber's chains have bound me.
I think of things I should have said,
When others were around me.
 
And of such woeful waste of wit,
Constructively I weep,
And often in the still of night,
I kick myself to sleep."
 
Thanks for stopping by today.
 

Please return on Friday for a big day! Sandra Crowley will be here to launch her new romantic suspense, CAUGHT BY A CLOWN and we're having a party. You're invited! 

Sunday, January 16, 2011

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!

Geri Foster
Readers, today my guest, Geri Foster, is a friend I've known for almost twenty years. In that time she has not only been a critique partner, she has brightened the lives of those around her. She's an amazing woman who does things like write kids letters from Santa each December, goes to DFW Airport to respectfully greet returning soldiers, and serves in all the writer's groups to which she belongs. She's a bundle of energy and organization. Please welcome her today.

Laugh Often


I have a sign on my kitchen wall that says, “Live Well, Love Much and Laugh Often.” I never paid much attention to that little plaque until this weekend. Then it struck home.

After a harrowing week of crazies, I went out with a few of my girlfriends over the weekend to have dinner and a few drinks. With the help of wine, margaritas, and some foo foo drink, we ended up laughing ourselves silly. For over three hours we were completely out of control and at times bordering of hysteria. We laughed about sex toys, dogs fighting, kid’s clothes, and weird people. You’d have thought we were sixteen year old girls out for the first time.

As I drove home that night, I thought why don’t we do that more often? How come we let the stupidest things in God’s creation steal our fun and our laughter? The jobs, the kids, the housework, it all robs us of who we really are. And let’s not forget the people in our lives. Sometimes it makes me want to live on an island all by myself.

Who am I kidding, I’d be nuts in a day!

Didn’t someone once say, Laughter is Good for the Soul? That proves it, even God wants us to laugh and have fun. What better fun than getting together with great friends who allow you to display your silly side without judgment?

We need to laugh more and stress less. As writers we need to recognize that life is a joke, most of the time. Why do we take ourselves so seriously? Why all the drama. And yes, wherever you have writers, you have drama! But you also have fun loving people who actually understand you.

I know, that’s scary.

I promised myself I will no longer allow small stuff and people and jobs and obligations to drive me nuts. I won’t let anything dig its claws into my time, my fun, my life or my writing. I’m going to laugh more and I’m going to appreciate the wonderful friends I have.

As women (and men) who write, let’s become better friends. Let’s smile more and crack a joke at every given opportunity. Let’s bust a gut laughing until every other person in the room turns around and gives us the stinky eye for having more fun than them. Let’s not take ourselves, and others so seriously.

I honestly think the sound of laughter is the most beautiful sound ever created by God or man. And we all have it. We all have the ability to laugh instead of cry, we have the creativity too look at all the crap around us and see the more humorous side.

I’m laughing out loud today, how about you?

Geri Foster


Geri, thanks for sharing your wonderful joy for life with us. Laughter is a good medicine, and being with friends who understand us and accept us as we are boosts our immunity at the same time we gather lasting memories. Win, win.




Friday, January 14, 2011

FUN WITH NEW YEAR'S GOALS


Sara Ann
 Our guest writer today is Sara Ann, who is wise far beyond her years, and who also has a fun sense of humor. Sara Ann is the creator of the Pork on A Fork blog at http://porkonafork.blogspot.com/ Although slightly intimidated by the thought of being one of the youngest observational humor bloggers at only 17, she takes pride in her sense of humor. Sara currently lives in Connecticut, where she enjoys dancing, writing, photography, and music.

GOALS FOR THE NEW YEAR



Caroline's cat
Sebastian
I need to do some major self-improvement this year, not because I’m a bad person, but because I’m completely lazy, unmotivated, and obsessed with my cats awesome. So I’m starting a list of things I need to change this year, including successfully going at least one day without getting distracted by trending topics on the Yahoo! Home page, which is debatable. I’ll try though, because anything that will help me stop being such a strange lunatic with severe ADD and an obsession with unicorns is something worth trying.
Here’s what I have so far: 

1. Get a Life


Very broad topic, I know. This goal for me, in other words, means “stop watching reruns of George Lopez until four o’clock in the morning; quit spending hours watching cats play keyboards and ride turtles on Youtube, and make friends.” I’m not really sure how to go about doing this, but I’m thinking Google will solve all of my problems.

2. Stop Getting Taller


I’m taller than half of the guys I go to school with, and the vast majority of my friends. I buy new pants and they turn into capris six months later. I’m not sure how to stop myself from growing, but I’m thinking of asking God very nicely if I can stay 5’9’’ and then help some elderly women cross the street, and give bowls of tomato soup to homeless people, so maybe God will do me a favor and make me stop getting taller. Maybe then, people will stop calling me “giraffe” and “Yeti” and “tall girl who’s obsessed with dinosaurs.”
3. Graduate


Okay, so this isn’t such a huge goal, since I’m halfway through my Senior year of high school and have no grades lower than a B-. However, the temptation of Google compels me, and I have to constantly make the decision to do French homework rather than waste my time Googling Keyboard Cat and ducks and potatoes. A good part of this goal would probably be to do my Math homework at home, rather than in the middle of class five minutes before I hand it in.


4. Get Better At Making New Year’s Resolutions


I realize that as far as New Year’s Resolutions go, mine suck. I’m not very good at this. I also realize that “Stop Getting Taller” is a horrible goal for the New Year. I could probably come up with some better goals, like “be a better person,” but there’re just so many things that could fit into that category. It’s a lot of thinking for me.


Sara, Thanks for sharing your unique take on life and the New Year.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

BE MY GUEST AVAILABLE SOON ON SMASHWORDS!

Big news! At least, big for me. I'll soon add another book to Smashwords. My contemporary romance, BE MY GUEST, originally appeared in 1998. But the one about to go on Smashwords is a revised and expanded version.



BE MY GUEST cover features
Jimmy Thomas as the
rancher hero Will Harrison
I came up with the idea on the drives back and forth to visit our parents in Lubbock, Texas. We drove through Post and Snyder on every trip. That landscape’s rugged beauty appeals to me. I’m fascinated also with the Caprock formation. Driving through the area always incited the desire to ride a horse across the country. (Yes, I like to ride--as long as someone else will saddle, brush, clean hooves, muck stalls, etc.) That ranching country just begs passersby get out of the car and climb on a horse. Because the land appears to be flat, even though it isn’t strictly level, heavy rainfall produces flooding. The railroad bed, raised to resist floods, increases the danger by acting as a dam and forcing water to rush toward streams and rivers. Definitely a land of extremes, but a fascinating one.

Original book cover
BE MY GUEST was first published as part of Kensington’s Precious Gems line in their ill-fated attempt to compete with Harlequin/Silhouette. The books were a short 55,000 words. When friends told me about the line (this is one value of belonging to writing groups), I cut all the suspense from my book to get the word count down and submitted it. I wasn’t happy, because I’d had to delete a key part of the plot, but I definitely wanted to sell a book! The result was not a book I especially liked, but it made me a published author. Hooray! I could play with the big kids! Mediocre analogy, but you get the idea.


Area near BE MY GUEST setting
Now that Smashwords is available, I edited the original version of the novel and it will soon be available at http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/36811 The bad thing is, every time I read this book--it seems like I’m up in the hundreds of times now--I find an error I missed. That's the delay or the book would be available today instead of later this week. Honestly, when I know what it’s supposed to say, I must gloss over those mistakes. When I worked for a newspaper, we weren’t allowed to proof our own copy for just this reason. Anyway, warts and all, I’ll be happy to have BE MY GUEST available again via Smashwords if for no other than sentimental reasons. The cover model is Jimmy Thomas, who has modeled for more romance novels than Fabio. Jimmy's website is http://www.romancenovelcovers.com/ and his prices are quite reasonable. The background is a photo I took of Texas wildflowers. My genius husband combined the two.


Here’s the blurb:

Aurora
Aurora Kathleen O’Shaunessy comes by her flaming auburn hair naturally, and this independent city woman has an inner fire to match. Nothing stops Aurora--that is, nothing short of a Texas flash flood. This super-organized businesswoman might be running from the past, but she’s using this journey to stop and smell the roses--rather the spring flowers in bloom across the Texas prairie--before she buys a business in Colorado.

Rancher Will Harrison rescues her from the raging waters and she’s his guest for the next thirty-six hours. That’s long enough for Will to fall head over heels into major bumfuzzlement, and he has a hunch she might feel attracted to him. He has a plan to keep her around until he convinces her to move out of the fast land and in to his life forever.


Here’s an excerpt of their initial meeting in Snyder, Texas before the flood:


The clock on the dashboard displayed one o'clock when Aurora found herself free to concentrate on lunch in Snyder. Clouds gathered and rumbled with thunder over the West Texas town. Aurora's empty stomach rumbled with them. After a hazardous morning, fatigue overshadowed her usually cheerful nature. She passed by the fast food places before she spotted the family restaurant recommended to her by the Texas State Trooper a few minutes ago.


Cars and trucks filled the parking lot. What a lucky break, she thought, when she spotted illuminated taillights and a car backed out of the prime parking slot at the entrance. Aurora saw the lone man in the dusty red pickup truck facing her, waiting for the space. He sat in the very same type and color truck used by two ruffians who had terrorized her earlier in the morning. Although she knew this man could not be one of those two men, an unreasonable anger bubbled up in her directed toward all cowboys, especially those in red trucks.


Her normally pleasant nature turned aggressive and she zipped the Mustang into the vacated park before the less maneuverable truck could occupy the space. The man honked the truck horn at her as she got out of her car. She just smiled and blew him a saucy kiss as she hurried into the restaurant. After all, any real gentleman would have let a lady have the only space in the first place, she told her nagging conscience.


Her conscience would not be quieted so easily. She must be in shock from her morning encounter. Never had she acted so rudely. Regretting her impetuous actions already, she thanked goodness the exchange occurred with a stranger and not someone she might meet again.


Seated in the corner booth, Aurora ordered a hamburger, French fries, and a large Dr Pepper. While she waited for her food, she reviewed the items listed under the town of Snyder in her Texas guidebook. Suddenly, she sensed someone standing beside her booth. As she looked up--and up--a huge cowboy with most of his left leg in a cast leaned his crutches against the side of the booth. He slid onto the seat beside her, which pinned her in the booth with him.


Aurora scooted to the right as far as possible. "Hey, who do you think you are? This is my booth, and no one invited you to share it with me!"


"Your car's sitting in my parking space, so I'll sit in your booth," he said calmly as he removed his Stetson and ran his fingers through sandy brown hair. He turned in his seat to hang the hat on the hook at the end of the booth by his crutches.


Aurora blushed when she realized this must be the man whose parking space she mischievously stole. Oh no, how terrible. How embarrassing! He must have had to park a long way from the door and hobble in on those crutches. The one time in her life she acted rudely, her victim turned out to be a man handicapped by a leg cast and crutches. Still, he had his nerve sitting beside her without so much as a "may I."


Her chin came up defensively. "Okay, I apologize. If you used one of those disability placards on your rear view mirror, people would know you have a problem."


"Lady, my problem is that you stole my parking space," Will Harrison said coolly. He lifted his left leg so that the cast-encased foot rested on the seat facing them, then swiveled to gaze at her.


Aurora smelled the cowboy's after-shave mixed with the clean scent of his breath when he turned his face toward her. His stone gray eyes met hers. She saw anger drain from his eyes, replaced by stunned amazement. He leaned toward her.


Her awakened senses rocketed into response. Each thread on the sleeve of his blue chambray shirt seared where it touched her arm. For a moment Aurora had the astonishing thought that this cowboy might lean further forward and kiss her right here in public. Equally astonishing, but fleeting, came the thought that she wouldn't mind a kiss from this man. Her tongue flicked across her lips and she gave herself a mental shake, unable to turn away from his mesmerizing gaze.


What can you be thinking? You have absolutely no business falling for some good-looking cowboy out here in the middle of nowhere. Get a grip on yourself.


Her heart quelled the voice of reason within her mind. Aurora’s her stomach somersaulted from butterflies to flip-flops as she stared into the cowboy's wide gray eyes. She broke his gaze and peered at her folded hands a second before she threw them up in capitulation.


"Okay, Okay. I just don't know what came over me. I know you saw the parking space first, but I'm on Bubba-overload. Look, it's a long story, but it's been a real killer morning. Once again, I apologize and plead temporary insanity" She placed her hands palms down on the table.


His gaze raked over her, and one eyebrow elevated. "Well, well. I'm almost convinced there's remorse here. Almost--but not quite. Would you like to explain to me what 'Bubba-overload' is and what it has to do with me?"


"Listen, I apologized. Let's just drop it. Okay?" Surprised at the petulant tone in her voice, she adjusted the dark green scarf that held the hair back from her face


The man peered at her steadily, his voice polite but firm when he spoke. "No, ma'am, we can't drop it. I think I deserve an explanation after that 'Bubba' line. It sounded very much like an insult to me."


This man obviously had his hackles up and wanted a full explanation. After her morning's adventures, she found herself impatient with this cowboy, even though her mind recognized his request sounded reasonable. Finally, Aurora swiveled at her waist to face him as much as the limited space allowed. "Oh, well, if you insist. You wore that western hat and were in a pickup truck. At a glance, you looked like the typical red-necked Bubba. All you lacked was a big wad of tobacco bulging in your cheek."


She raised her hand and shook a finger at the man as if he were a delinquent schoolboy. "Listen, I've had my fill, and then some, with you guys. You follow me, whistle at me, lean out a truck window to sing to me, shout, or wave to me. I even receive various very rude gestures and get mooned. Believe it or not, I do nothing either to initiate or encourage any of this behavior."


Cowboys--gotta love 'em!
A skeptical smile appeared and he raised his eyebrows. A flush of color heated her face at the memory of her behavior in the parking lot. She held up one hand to stop any comment he might make before she continued.


"Oh, I know, I acted brashly with you outside just now. Let me assure you, that's entirely unlike me. In fact, it's truly a first. I've never, ever done anything like that before."


She shook her head in wonder. "I don't know what came over me. As I said, it must have been temporary insanity due to Bubba-overload."


She pinched the fabric on the leg of the neatly creased blue denim jeans she wore. "Look at me. My jeans aren't skin-tight. They’re not painted on me." With a tug at the hem of her hunter-green knit top, she added, "My shirt isn't too tight, it has three-quarter sleeves, and the neck isn't low or revealing."


Aurora moved her knees and elevated a foot to display canvas shoes. "I'm wearing my little Keds, not flashy pumps with stiletto heels. All in all, I think I'm dressed very sedately and not at all in a provocative way."


The cowboy slid his glance slowly up and down her then back to her face before he smiled a slow, lazy smile that lit up his eyes and brought a dimple to his cheek. He reached over to grasp her untouched water glass and took a drink from it, his eyes returning to her face as he sipped the icy water.


Her own mouth opened as she watched his mouth against the rim of the glass. The tip of her pink tongue slid against her upper lip as the water slid into his mouth. She could almost feel his lips as they received the liquid. To hide the rising turbulence in the pit of her stomach, Aurora glared at him. In vain she tried to avoid thoughts of his stare or the dimple that appeared with his smile.


She forced herself to concentrate on her defense. "Um, I just drive along in my little blue Ford Mustang, enjoying the scenery and minding my own business. I do nothing to call attention to myself. I even try to be a good sport about the immature behavior some guys display."


She took a deep breath. "I try to take it all in stride and just keep on schedule but"--Aurora slammed her hands against the top of the table--"this morning, two very frightening Bubbas tried to run me off the highway and hijack me or my car."


His eyes widened and his mouth gaped, but she continued, "I'm only here because a State Trooper happened by in time to interrupt my abduction. Frankly, that scared the life out of me. The longer I thought about it, though, the angrier I became. By the time I got to this restaurant, I had completely lost my cool."


Aurora took a deep breath and gazed at her hands. She recalled the fright that consumed her when she realized the two men followed her. Only quick thinking on her part prevented the two ruffians from succeeding at their attempt to run her off the road and get her out of her car. She shuddered to think what might have happened if not for the State Trooper. Never, never would she forget the faces of those two men!


She waved her hands in a fluttery motion. "When I saw you in a truck the same color as the one that ran me off the road...well...I guess I just went bananas, berserk, crazy. That's why I'm pleading temporary insanity." Aurora leaned back and crossed her arms in front of her.


At this moment the waitress appeared with their food. Aurora stared in amazement as the waitress set the burger, fries and Dr Pepper in front of her and a duplicate of the order in front of the man beside her.


The waitress flashed what she probably thought of as her most seductive smile at the man. In a low, honeyed voice, she asked, "Anything else today, Will?"


He seemed unaware of the invitation in her voice or the hopeful sparkle in her eyes. "Not right now, Norma Sue, thanks. Go ahead and leave the check now and save yourself time."


When the disappointed waitress left, Aurora appraised Will. How could he fail to notice the waitress’ blatant invitation? Had he any idea how attractive he was? Hold on, this guy might be too good to be true.


Aurora gazed over her shoulder at the departing waitress. "How on earth did she know what to bring you? When did you give her your order?"


"When I came in." Will leaned across her to get the salt and pepper. He paused to flash her a truly breathtaking smile and the bottom fell out of her stomach again. "I also told her you’d pick up the check.”


Writing this book was fun. Of course, it was work, too, but I enjoyed the work. This is what I love doing, writing my stories and seeing them published in one form or another. What more could a writer ask? Oh, yeah, there’re buckets of money, notoriety, New York Times list, fan clubs, public acclaim...stop me before I slit my wrists! LOL Actually, as long as I'm with Hero and I can sit at my computer and write, I’m happy.



Monday, January 10, 2011

MOVING FORWARD WITH THE CYBERAGE.!

Now Available!
Now that snow is in our area, though not at our house, it reminded me I have a new book out that features an overabundance of snow. My friend Bobbye Terry just emailed me that she bought the book. (Authors always know who their friends are: Friends buy the book; others ask for a free copy.)

Now I have joined the ranks of those who are putting their books on Smashwords. My contemporary romance, SNOWFIRES, is now available at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/36055?ref=CarolineClemmons in a seven formats--one sure to accomodate any e-reader. I want to remind readers that if you don't have an e-reader. You can download the Kindle version for your home computer for FREE. Great price, right?

Here's a blurb for SNOWFIRES:
Trent Macleod fought his way up from nothing to buy into Marvel Incorporated. He knows Holly resents him, but doesn't understand why she hates him enough to get them lost in the worst snowstorm to hit West Texas in decades. He knows he should keep her strictly off limits, but how can he when they're marooned in a tiny house with one bed and almost no heat? Passion heats the freezing home as they give in to their attraction--but will the fire last?


Holly Tucker despises yet is attracted to the dynamic man who bought shares in the family business that her gambler father foolishly lost. Was Holly’s stepmother telling the truth and Trent caused the heart attack that killed Holly’s father? As their fascination pulls them together, Holly realizes her stepmother must have lied. But Holly cares way too much for Trent. When she learns he’s a gambler, she swears she will give her body to him, but not her soul. A lifetime of repairing her father’s gambling follies has cured her of loving a gambler. Or has it?



Snowy Day
The idea for the story occurred to me on a trip back from visiting relatives in West Texas. Our return was almost delayed by snow. My husband and I had often joked about the mercury vapor lights each ranch house had. Hero said the light salesman had struck it rich through that area because every group of buildigns had at least one. That was when we lived in the city. Now that we're in a rural area, we also have one of the lights. Live and learn, right? The light played a part in SNOWFIRES because it acted as a beacon through the blizzard.

Anyway, after our trip, I wondered what would happen if a couple were snowed in out in the lowly populated ranchlands. Wouldn't it be even more interesting if they were at odds over something? Sure it would. And what if--in spite of their business differences--they were highly attracted to one another. And what if it was a tiny house with poor heat, and what if there were animals to care for? Authors love to torture their characters.

Here's a short excerpt of the first night the hero and heroine are snowbound in a home owned by a couple named Martin:

He smiled as he recalled her shocked expression when he mentioned shared body heat. At least he got a little of his own back then. She turned toward him in her sleep, snuggling up to him with her palms against his chest, one leg thrown over his.



He fought the instinct to pull her even closer and make passionate love to her. They fit so well together. He wondered how she would be as a lover, then mentally kicked himself for that line of thought.


Now he knew why the young Martin family had children so close in age. On this sagging mattress, which forced their bodies into intimate contact, a man and woman who loved one another would be drawn naturally into frequent lovemaking. Even with this ice princess with whom he had nothing in common, his mind and body cried out for their coupling.

He had no idea why she so resented him. It was more than their differences in business theory, because she had hated him at their first meeting two months ago. He racked his brain for a possible reason, but nothing came to him.


Maybe she just resented his buying the shares lost through her father's gambling. Why hold him responsible for her father’s stupidity? From all accounts, Walter Tucker was charming and glib but an absolute loser in all the ways that counted.


Grayson skirted the issue, but made it clear he hadn’t approved of his late son-in-law's management of Marvel, his ostentatious lifestyle, or his choice of Holly’s stepmother. So, why had Grayson stayed in the background? Buying into what had previously been solely a family-owned business left Trent an outsider with insufficient information.

If only Walter Tucker had stopped ranting long enough that day to listen to him...but why even go there? He would figure it all out eventually, but so far hadn't discovered how all the pieces fit. Trying to unravel the puzzle, Trent drifted softly to sleep.


***

The pirate returned to Holly's dreams. They were in the cabin of his ship, snug together in his bunk. This time his caresses inflamed her beyond her wildest imagination. Her fingers traced the line of the scar on his chest, her lips trailed kisses along the jagged ridge.


His mouth scorched a path down her neck and across her shoulders. Strong hands pushed her bra aside. Warm lips found her breast and his tongue laved her rigid nipple. The calluses of his fingers scintillated her skin as they moved to the elastic of her panties. His hand slid gently inside to touch her—


Her eyes flew open. "Hey! Stop it right now." Holly pounded Trent on his shoulders. "Get off me."

It's a fun story, but not one that involves murder or mayhem as my books usually do. This is a straight romance. It is, however, the spiciest book I've written or am likely to write, so be forewarned.
I hope you're enjoying the cold winter weather (or warm, depending on where you are) by reading a good book.

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Friday, January 07, 2011

PATY JAGER ON WRITING HISTORICAL WESTERN ROMANCE


Author Paty Jager
Readers please welcome Paty Jager. She grew up in the Northeast corner of Oregon where riding horses and reading were her favorite pastimes. Many hours were spent roaming the Wallowa Mountains on her horse Junebug and making up stories in her head. She read anything she could get her hands on from the school and local library. Many school lunch hours she could be found reading the books she borrowed from the library, usually Victoria Holt and Phyllis Whitney. While honing her writing skills she and her husband raised four children. They’re now empty nesters and loving it! Instead of kids, they now cater to three dogs, two horses, and thirty mother cows, and currently ranch 350 acres. Paty, thank you for joining me today.

Caroline: Have you always loved books?

Paty: Yes, I actually learned to read at an early age when my older brother was learning to read. Once I realized the power of reading-- visiting other places, meeting people I would never have met in the small town where I lived and being entertained through the words on the pages I was hooked.

Caroline: You teach online classes to adults, but I know that teaching children to love writing is dear to your heart. Tell us about your project to engage young minds


Paty: The local writers group I belong to, Central Oregon Writers Guild, partners with the local library and Rotary to give 4th grade children in our area the opportunity to write and illustrate picture books. I go into classrooms explaining the different picture books, how to come up with an idea, write the story, edit it, and then add illustrations. It’s been a project I’ve been part of for four years. And this year I was even on the first round judging team. I love reading the stories the children come up with.

Caroline: Teaching children to write a book is an admirable and important cause! Is there an author you credit with drawing you to write romance novels?


Paty: Yes, LaVyrle Sperncer’s historical romance, HUMMINGBIRD, was my first western romance read. Her characters and the details of the time both hooked me. I’d been trying my hand at contemporary mysteries until then, but when I finished that book, I had to try writing western romance.


Available Now From
The Wild Rose Press
Caroline: Readers always ask where authors come up with ideas. I’m curious about what drew you to write about the Halsey brothers in their series MARSHALL IN PETTICOATS, OUTLAW IN PETTICOATS, MINER IN PETTICOATS, and DOCTOR IN PETTICOATS. Can you tell us about writing that series?


Paty: The first book MARSHALL IN PETTICOATS came about after I attended a workshop on writing humor. After several tries I realized the only way I could write humor was to do slap stick or make the heroine accident prone. And that’s how the heroine in MARSHALL IN PETTICOATS came about. Then I added the hero who had four brothers. When I originally wrote the first book I had thought a series might work with the brothers. It wasn’t until the book was contracted and the editor asked me for a different title- It was originally titled Accidental Attraction. When I changed it to MARSHALL IN PETTICOATS because by accident the heroine becomes the marshal of a small gold mining town that has its post office stolen, it clicked that I could give all the brothers love interests male professions. The second book OUTLAW IN PETTICOATS started from a loose end I left in the first book. The third book, MINER IN PETTICOATS, came from 1) I needed to get the oldest brother married and he was invested in the family mine, so I made the heroine a miner as well, 2) to make it even more interesting she had been married twice before and has two children, making her the experienced one in the relationship. DOCTOR IN PETTICOATS came from one of the brother’s becoming blind at the end of the third book, and the heroine of course had to be a doctor. My goal is to finish the fifth book, LAWYER IN PETTICOATS this year.


Available Now From
The Wild Rose Press
 Caroline: I’m also curious about your Spirit series. Will you tell us about SPIRIT OF THE MOUNTAIN and the Nimiipuu? That must have required a lot of research.


Paty: SPIRIT OF THE MOUNTAIN is a paranormal historical and the first of a trilogy set among the Nez Perce or Nimiipuu as they call themselves. The first book is set before the Whiteman arrives in their beloved Wallowa country. The Lake Nimiipuu is Chief Joseph’s band. When at a writer’s conference editors were looking for historical paranormals. Since I write westerns it seemed natural to me to write a historical paranormal using Native American spirits. The trilogy is about three siblings who are Nimiipuu spirits. Himiin the oldest is a white wolf while watching over the Nimiipuu on the mountain and lake side. Wewukiye is a bull elk who is the spirit of the lake and was inspired by a Nimiipuu legend about an antlered lake monster. Sa-qan their sister is a bald eagle. She is wiser and able to talk to the Creator. Himiin falls for a mortal, the daughter of the Lake Nimiipuu chief. She has been asked for by a Blackleg, the Nimiipuu’s enemy. Her weykin, spirit, who came to her on her vision quest was a white wolf and he told her she would save her people. So she sees the marriage as fulfilling her gift, but she isn’t happy and falls in love with Himiin. Wewukiye’s story is when the Whiteman arrive in the lake Nimiipuu’s country and the third book with Sa-qan is set during the NezPerce flight to freedom.


As you can imagine writing stories based on real tribes and real occurrences has taken a lot of research, between books, museums, and visiting with NezPerce I hope I have conveyed their lives and thinking mixed in with my imagination about spirits.


Caroline: Beautiful cover, and I can tell you’ve invested a lot of time in research to accurately portray the NezPerce. What do you have in upcoming releases for this year?


Available May 15, 2011
From The Wild Rose Press
Party: On the 15th of May, SPIRIT OF THE LAKE, the second book of the spirit trilogy, will be released. It is the story of Wewukiye the bull elk who lives it the lake. He saves a Nimiipuu maiden when she is trying to drown herself in the lake because a White man raped her and she is pregnant. At the time the Nimiipuu were careful to not upset the White man in their valley to keep from being forced onto a reservation. Her family considered her bad luck because she was born during a solar eclipse. As you can guess Wewukiye falls for Dove and they work together to prove that Evil Eyes, the man who raped her, is also out to rid the valley of the Nimiipuu.

Caroline: Sounds like a powerful book, and that cover is hauntingly beautiful. What’s your WIP?


Paty: The WIP is SPIRIT OF THE SKY. Sa-qna’s story. She is torn while following the Nimiipuu on their flight. She has always been a stickler for following the Creator’s rules, yet she finds the only way to help the Nimiipuu is by showing herself in human form and eventually while in this form she discovers the attraction her brothers had found for one human-- Their mate. And that human is a soldier.


Caroline: Is there anything else on the horizon?

Paty: I have the fortune or knowing writers from all different areas of writing. My good friend Danita Cahill is a photo journalist for several newspapers and magazines. She submitted my husband and me to Farm and Ranch magazine. You can find out more about me in the April/May edition that has a month long journal I kept and photos of my life taking care of two properties.

Caroline: How exciting. What else would you like to tell readers?

Paty: Writing started out as a way to keep sane when our children were small. As my friends read my stories and encouraged me to keep writing, I found I enjoy knowing I entertain people with my stories and take them away to other places and introduce them to new characters. So as long as you keep reading my stories and let me know you like them, I’ll keep conjuring up characters and plots to entertain.


Caroline: Thanks so much for stopping by, Paty. Continued success with your writing.

Paty: Thank you for having me here, Caroline. I enjoy visiting other writer’s blogs.






Tuesday, January 04, 2011

PLANNING YOUR BOOK: PLOTTING VS. SEAT OF THE PANTS

Plotting Yields
A Good Map
Plotting versus Pantzer (writing by the seat of your pants) is an ongoing controversy. I believe I’m a combination, a Plotzer. A firm plot outline is like a road map: it’s a great guide that speeds you on your way with no misdirection. Like any road trip, however, the author can choose to take an occasional sidetrip, hence the Plotzer designation.
 Before I learned about plotting, I had trouble with my work having a sagging middle or the final work turning out too short. Fortunately, I was able to attend an all-day “Story Magic” workshop by Laura Baker and Robin Perini. If you ever have this opportunity, please do yourself a BIG favor and attend. I’m sure the people around me that day saw a light bulb switch on.

What a great concept--at least for me. A few in the workshop were not as impressed as I was, much to my surprise. My friend and plotting partner, Sandra Crowley, was one of those like me who thought “Story Magic” a terrific concept. Believe me, this does not stifle creativity; instead, plotting stimulates your brain.

The “Story Magic” process is copyrighted by Laura and Robin so I can’t divulge their secrets. I can share with you that the plotting board is greater, in my opinion, than sliced bread! One of the great things about it is that when you’re finished plotting, you have a detailed outline from which to write and fashion your synopsis. For me, this outline speeds up the writing process and allows me to finish more books in a given time, plus it helps me write a better book. Not a bad deal all around, right? 

Divided Plotting Board
To create your plotting board, trek to your office supply and buy a folding “science board” that costs around ten dollars. Or, you can use a sheet of poster board that is less than half a dollar. For a novel that will be 85,000 to 100,000 words long, divide the board into four rows and then divide each row into five sections. I’m not that great at math, but this should produce twenty spaces. Let’s say that each of the spaces represents a twenty-page chapter. In the first space, write “Inciting incident.” At the end of the first row, mark in “First turning point,” and at the end of the second row, “Second turning point,” and at the end of the third row, “Third Turning Point.” At the end of the bottom row, write “Resolution.” Back up to the third from last space and write “Black Moment.” These turning points and the black moment are general guides and you may need to shift them a chapter or so. If you want a short novel, say a category romance, simply leave off one row. Now, drag out all your colored sticky notes. Come on, you know you use them. I choose pink for the heroine, blue for the hero, yellow for secondary characters, and other colors for plot points, and romance points.


Sandra Crowley
 Having at least one more person to brainstorm with you while you do this is helpful. When Sandy isn’t in the area, I can email her or talk to her on the phone. Face-to-face is best, but Sandy has moved to Colorado and is only back in Texas once or twice a year. We make good use of the time she is able to visit me, though. This year we plotted several books for me to work on during 2011. At times, other author friends like Ashley Kath-Bilsky, Bobbye Terry, Geri Foster, and Jeanmarie Hamilton help me with plot questions, and so do my sweet Hero Husband and my Darling Daughters.

Start with the inciting incident. This is the second that life changes for the hero and/or heroine and launches the book’s quest. You can jot down bits of dialogue on the sticky note, stage directions, scene's purpose, turning points, and anything you choose to help you remember an idea. Using a different color sticky for each person is important. Here’s why: When you are finished, you can look at the plotting board and see if there are holes in your plot. For instance, what if there are no blue sticky notes for several squares? What if there’s a plot turning point, but not a romantic turning point? One glance at the board lets you know if the plot has problems. Once you spot a problem, you can fix it and not have to spend time writing only to delete a scene or two.

Plotting Board Almost Completed
When you are finally satisfied with the sticky notes on the plotting board, simply gather them IN ORDER. Secure them together and you have your entire book’s plot in your fingertips. Easy, peasy, right? Don't panic, it takes practice. If you have a question, email me and I’ll do my best to answer your question.


Please return on Friday for my Friday Friends blog with historical and paranormal author and editor, Paty Jager.

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Monday, January 03, 2011

WHAT MAKES HAPPILY EVER AFTER?

Two hearts beating
as one.
Romance is my business. I promote the idea that happily ever after is attainable. In addition to being a romance writer, I'm an avid romance reader. I love happily ever after novels with all the plot threads tied up in a nice red bow. Many detractors say romance novels are just pie-in-the-sky or mind candy, that it's all a silly fantasy. Is it?

You've read it, right? Across the crowded room, her gaze meets his. Tingles of magnetism shiver through her. She knows he's The One for her. They overcome a couple of obstacles and then live happily ever after. Big sigh. In fact, I just read a very clever story like that. The hero and heroine knew one another only a few days before they committed to forever.

Stop and talk!
Wait! Stop right here! Is that possible? Does instant attraction equate enduring love? Does enduring love even exist? Hmm. Good question. Here's my take on the answer.

Instant attraction is a good thing, but it's not enough. A healthy marriage takes committment that involves much more than great sex--although sex certainly is a good thing. For instance, there's a terrific couple at my church who knew one another only FOUR days before they married---and that's been fifty-two years ago. Frequently, the wife says, "And I haven't killed him yet." It's a joke, because they are enjoying happily ever after, even though they have had tons of problems over the years. Although generous and caring, these are both headstrong, stubborn people. They've moved many times while he was in the Air Force, taken care of elderly relatives, raised foster kids, adopted kids, given room and board to homeless teens, helped found a mother's day out program and a shelter for abused women and children, and mostly raised two granddaughters. Here's my point. Sure they have had disagreements, obstacles, tragedy, and health issues but they talk them over and/or get through the problem together. That, my friends, IS happily ever after!

Happily ever after doesn't mean a problem-free life together. It means that a couple stands together as a team to meet any problem. That's why it annoys me so much when a young couple divorces after only a few months of marriage with some of the following: "He doesn't want kids and I do." "She wants me to go to her church and won't go to mine." "I want to stay here and he wants to move to another state." Yada, yada, ad nauseum.

Couple talking
People! Talk to each other BEFORE you marry. It doesn't take years of engagement to cover the basics. A couple hours of conversation would do the trick. No matter how good the sex, eventually you have to get out of bed and talk to one another. Oops, did I say that? Well, it's true. Sexual attraction is powerful, but don't base a marriage on that alone.

Happily ever after
is magic!
Romance is my business, and I truly believe enduring love is attainable. My sweet Hero Husband and I are still very much in love. That is what I wish for everyone. In the meantime, I write about couples who come from different backgrounds, but who overcome many obstacles to commit to happily ever after. It's my way of offering hope to those in untenable situations and to entertain those who believe in romance. Happily ever after is magic for those who find it!

That's my soap box for this blog post. LOL

My daughter reworked the blog header with one of her winter photos. She also included my book covers. I hope you like the new winter look. Please let me know if you think the book covers detract and should be removed.

I'll be back on Wednesday with a post on plotting a novel.